Okay. So I've had it in my head for a while that I should start a blog. I'm not sure that there's an epiphanic source of this blog but there was a voice saying "do it." I've had several blog posts already written in my head over the last few months but in the last few weeks, I keep seeing that Nike swoosh saying, "Just do it."
So here it is. My first blog post from the lovely center of my life I call Crazyville. I know, you're thinking, "Crazyville. That's unique." I know, it's not, but when I was coming up with a name I kept hearing my kids saying, "Where are we going?" To which I almost always say, "Crazyville. And you're holding the keys to the car."
If you're going to follow this blog, we have to set some ground rules.
1. I am a firm believer that Chandler Bing should run the world. If you don't know what I mean, you probably should stop reading now.
2. I try my best to be politically correct but the Chandler in me makes it difficult. If you're looking for politically correct postings, stop here. I'm not saying I plan to offend anyone but I have been known to suffer from foot-in-mouth disease.
3. Not sure what rule number three should be, but don't we always seem to have at least three reasons for anything? Think about it. When the kids get in trouble, we count to three. When we tell some one about themselves, we have at least three reasons they get on our nerves. When was the last time you stopped at two when you were angry with someone? Two seems too few, four too many. Three just seems right. Okay, so rule three is I can make up the rules when I want since it's my little piece of cyberspace and I said so.
Lastly, I hope you get something from this. Whether it's a laugh or some insight or even just a WTH look on your face (there goes that three again), I hope you find something we can both relate to. Please feel free to respond, even if the Phoebe in you hates the Chandler in me.
